Tech-savvy Rockstar Gifts

Mozart on a computer,

"The times – They have a changed."

Computer Music

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

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"Buy my data $20"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"It's obviously an original."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

"This sure makes my job easier."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

Rationalization

'And I took this shot with my new camera mobile!'

Requiem

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

Composer.

Orchestra playing to working man.

"Two bars—how about you?"

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."