Tech-savvy Stars Gifts

"I already use memory training program on the internet - it's called remembering my passwords."

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Relaxing in the Sun

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Weird things I do because of the internet

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Early Learning Today

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

CCTV in church.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'