Techie With A Music Soul Gifts

Orchestra playing to working man.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"The times – They have a changed."

Computer Music

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

How to create a password you can remember...

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

Boy at Computer.

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"The pacemaker implant was fine. But you need to remember the password."

Why god isn't listening...

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

Composer.

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

Unplugging and going outside

When was the last time you cleaned this keyboard?

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."

"Every time I offer them an upgrade, they click on 'not now'."

'I'm not sure we can trust these results, Miss Utley -- the diagnostic computer seems to have fallen in love with you.'

The King and his PC.

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

"It was love at first google."

Composer

Well, Whatever the artist is trying to say, it doesn't compute with me!

Music Technology