Melody Meets Technology Enthusiast Gifts

"Did you know you can pay your bills and your dues online?"

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Online Dating

"The times – They have a changed."

Computer Music

Unicorn in the Woods

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

"It's not you, it's me – I automatically updated overnight and we're no longer compatible."

'Isn't that cute? - She has an imaginary Facebook friend!'

Gramophone Headphone

Tune Up Shop.

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

Composer.

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

Orchestra playing to working man.

Do we really need auto-tune.

Witch uses remote key to find broom.

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

Welcome to Heaven: Please log in, using your password...

"I won't date another AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."

Composer

Music Technology

My friend really wants to meet you. He Googled your operating system and thinks you two are compatible, a perfect match. He's looking for a partner to grow into obsolescence with. Oops --- he's not powered up. Go ahead, buddy! You're on.

Substitute Music Teacher Phil, A non-musician, performs for his students: 'My next selection is something I will now download from the Internet.'

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

'For my next selection, I will download a music file from the internet.'

Mozart writing the digital version of his Symphony No. 38 in D major.

'I'm a mac - you're a PC. I'm sorry...we're just not compatible.'