Melody Meets Technology Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Did you know you can pay your bills and your dues online?"

Online Dating

Unicorn in the Woods

"The times – They have a changed."

Computer Music

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

"It's not you, it's me – I automatically updated overnight and we're no longer compatible."

Gramophone Headphone

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

Composer.

Orchestra playing to working man.

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

Welcome to Heaven: Please log in, using your password...

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."

"I won't date another AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

Music Technology

Composer

Substitute Music Teacher Phil, A non-musician, performs for his students: 'My next selection is something I will now download from the Internet.'

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

'For my next selection, I will download a music file from the internet.'

Mozart writing the digital version of his Symphony No. 38 in D major.

'I'm a mac - you're a PC. I'm sorry...we're just not compatible.'

'If you'd like to read my marriage proposal, check your phone. I texted it to you earlier today. I told you we tech guys were romantic.'