Music Lover On Tech Watch T-Shirts

"But...but...why do you IT guys need to know if I've been listening to music Cds on my computer?"

Mozart on a computer,

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Covid Music

Computer Music

"The times – They have a changed."

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

The rise of nano-technologies.

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

Gramophone Headphone

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

Composer.

Orchestra playing to working man.

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

"It's not your phone—they're playing 'Für Elise.'"

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

Composer

Music Technology

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."

'For my next selection, I will download a music file from the internet.'

'La Donna E Mobile.'