Music Lover On Tech Watch T-Shirts

"But...but...why do you IT guys need to know if I've been listening to music Cds on my computer?"

Mozart on a computer,

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Covid Music

Computer Music

"The times – They have a changed."

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

'Old blue-screen's back!'

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

The rise of nano-technologies.

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

Sale - Eyepod.

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

Gramophone Headphone

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

Composer.

Orchestra playing to working man.

the Carpenters greatest hits...

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

"It's not your phone—they're playing 'Für Elise.'"

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

Music Technology

Composer

"You're charged with blowing the roof off, bringing the house down, and totally killing it. How do you plead?"

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."

Scotsman with bagpipes listens to 'Och Aye Pod'.

'For my next selection, I will download a music file from the internet.'