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Lady funneling her record collection onto an mp3 player,

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

My other cello is a Stradivari

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Subwoofer

Music producers.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Brat"

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!

"Romance"

"Turn down the bass."

"Is there an audio edition?"

Music Freak.

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

Older and wiser

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

At the CD shop.

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Chain and Ball music player.

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