Tech-savvy Audiophile T-Shirts

Lady funneling her record collection onto an mp3 player,

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

My other cello is a Stradivari

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"Brat"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!

"Turn down the bass."

"Romance"

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Is there an audio edition?"

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

Music Freak.

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

Older and wiser

Missing. Last seen with.

'Old blue-screen's back!'

Chain and Ball music player.

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

I know it sounds crazy, but whenever I'm hungry, I get a ringing in my ears. Pavlov's Dog" The Later Years.

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'