Tech-savvy Cinephile T-Shirts

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"Hey Zilla - where's the closest monster near me?"

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'There's nothing on.'

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

Emoticons and human relationships.

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

Augmented reality check

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

'It didn't work out. We got along great, but our phones were incompatible.'

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"Here's looking at me, kid."

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."