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"Here's looking at me, kid."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Herman Mankiewicz

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Silence of the Chickens...

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Housekeeping?!"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"The Eggsorcist"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"