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'Wow! That was one of the most exciting math problems I've seen in awhile. I hated to see it end!'

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Luke Sleepwalker...

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

Star Wars convention...

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

Alpha males through the ages!

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

'The Phantom Menace' 'The Extremely Tangible Menace'

Daytime TV For Nerds

James Cameron

Incredible Hulk's Urine Sample.

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

"Sorry Mr. Bond, but a licence to kill is NOT a valid form of identity. . !"

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

Geek on Wheaties Box.

'I'm a software engineer, so I can confirm it works by magic.'

"Here's looking at me, kid."

Oliver Reed-Twist: 'I'll arm wrestle you for some more.'

Computer Gamers.