Video Technology Buff T-Shirts

"VAR ref..!!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Ice shelfie.

Rocket and Witch Race

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Moon: Made in China

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."