Old-school Video Buff T-Shirts

'I'm looking for the Betamax department?'

'Play it again, Sam.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

Robert Mitchum

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

Griller highlights never gets old

Phantom of Casablanca

"California has always been too big for its britches."

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

Noir kitty.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

W.C.Fields

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Anna Magnani

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"It's not that we don't think it's funny, it's just- does it fit in with our act?"

Pola Negri

"A superhero that doesn't wear his underpants on the outside is no superhero at all!"

On the Town.

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

Clark Gable

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

Robert Mitchum

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

The limits of power

"Will you be posting this on ewe tube?"

'Here's woofing at you, kid!'

Ronald Reagan