Old-school Media Enthusiast T-Shirts

'You can listen to the radio and watch TV, but NO RUSH LIMBAUGH.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Newspaper suicide.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Binge Watch

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Presenter Auditions.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"Is anything good on?"

Man selling lamb weekly

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

Peace on Earth

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

Robert Mitchum

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

"News anchors' spring fashion show"

"I'd like to make a return."

"'60 Minutes' is on."

Silly News.

"Hey! This is news."

"Our school paper was bought by Rupert Murdoch."