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'The announcer said 'don't touch that dial'... What's a dial?'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Leslie Caron.

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"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

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"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

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Newspaper suicide.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

The Old Time Television Channel

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

Presenter Auditions.

"What would you like to watch again?"

Martin Scorsese

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Man selling lamb weekly

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

"Is anything good on?"

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'