Classic Media Lover Pillows

'The announcer said 'don't touch that dial'... What's a dial?'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"They grow up so fast."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

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Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Binge Watch

The Old Time Television Channel

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

Newspaper suicide.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

Presenter Auditions.

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Man selling lamb weekly

"Is anything good on?"

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'