Nostalgic Media Lover Pillows

'If you want, I can carry your CD-ROM's for you.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

Kissing at the Movies

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Late Night TV

'Wait a minute! - Since when do COMPUTERS pause for station identification?'

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

Unsocial Media

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.

'In my dreams, I can still hear him saying, 'You have low memory storage capacity.''

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

That movie back in '69 really made an impact on him.

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

Okay

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

BBC Creative Dept.

'There's nothing wrong with it - life's like that out there nowadays.'

"You ran a classified ad to sell some of your unwanted items, didn't you?"

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

The following program contains adult material treated in a childish way, so call in the whole family.