Nostalgic Media Lover Pillows

'If you want, I can carry your CD-ROM's for you.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

Kissing at the Movies

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

'Wait a minute! - Since when do COMPUTERS pause for station identification?'

The Professionals.

Late Night TV

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Unsocial Media

That movie back in '69 really made an impact on him.

'In my dreams, I can still hear him saying, 'You have low memory storage capacity.''

We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.

"It says here that, since there generations who never saw them, BBC and ITV are re-showing every programme since 1970."

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

Okay

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

BBC Creative Dept.

'Cheeze... I wasn't ready for Andy Rooney AND Morley Safer on high definition at the same time.'

Ronnie Barker.

"You ran a classified ad to sell some of your unwanted items, didn't you?"

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'