Nostalgic Media Enthusiast Pillows

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

'Wait a minute! - Since when do COMPUTERS pause for station identification?'

The Professionals.

Late Night TV

The Digital Dark Ages

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Recycling centre with a bin for Jim Davidson videos.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Bond is back...again...!'

"It says here that, since there generations who never saw them, BBC and ITV are re-showing every programme since 1970."

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

'In my dreams, I can still hear him saying, 'You have low memory storage capacity.''

We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

'I like getting my news online, but I miss annoying people with excessive, newspaper rustling noises.'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

Okay

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

'Mom, when I was born, was I available in both Blu-ray and DVD?'

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

BBC Creative Dept.

The following program contains adult material treated in a childish way, so call in the whole family.

Ronnie Barker.

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

'So now I just download through my wireless broadband onto my windows media player, convert the MP3 song in Itunes, connect via USB and record onto my compact cassette tape'