Old-school Media Enthusiast Pillows

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"They grow up so fast."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Binge Watch

Newspaper suicide.

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Presenter Auditions.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

Man selling lamb weekly

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

"Is anything good on?"

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"News anchors' spring fashion show"

Silly News.

"'60 Minutes' is on."

"Hey! This is news."

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

"I'd like to make a return."

"Our school paper was bought by Rupert Murdoch."

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'