Vintage Media Lover Pillows

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

TV jester.

"Your remote control, sire."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Wild and crazy salmon

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'Wait a minute! - Since when do COMPUTERS pause for station identification?'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

Unsocial Media

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

Recycling centre with a bin for Jim Davidson videos.

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

"Still pretty liberal."

We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

Nostalgiaville

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'

'In my dreams, I can still hear him saying, 'You have low memory storage capacity.''

The Shape of Progress.

'I like getting my news online, but I miss annoying people with excessive, newspaper rustling noises.'

'Mom, when I was born, was I available in both Blu-ray and DVD?'

"Great, another Friday night watching 'Antiques Roadshow' with him... My life stinks."

"I miss the old days, when everything was attached with wires."