Old-school News Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I miss newspapers.'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Capital Tours

Reporter #6: television.

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Big Newspaper Delivery

Classic News.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

Charades

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'You've been killing files again.'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Abacus.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."