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'I hope he's all right. That Times is three weeks old.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Drive in movies.

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Adult Barbershop

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

'Dauber Micawber'

"Drat!"

A word from Stephen Harper's cat

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Old Martin Chuzzlewit Suspects the Landlady without Reason

Mick Jagger at 95.

Mole News: Obituaries

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."