Classic Newspaper Fan T-Shirts

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Best before 65 million BC.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"How was the play!"

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

'Dauber Micawber'

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"Previously on..."

Lorne Greene

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

Mole News: Obituaries

Elvis' autopsy

The 3 Stooges Diner. Free Pie. Hah! I know better than to fall for that!

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

'But surely you realise why I can't allow your luxury item request of an iPod holding 1000 tunes on 'Desert Island Discs'?'

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy