Classic Newspaper Fan Pillows

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Best before 65 million BC.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"How was the play!"

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

"Previously on..."

'Dauber Micawber'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Mole News: Obituaries

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy