Classic Tv Fan Pillows

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Science fiction for beginners

"Keeps falling into wells? Histrionic personality disorder, if you ask me."

Lassie's career comes to a screeching halt.

BBC Creative Dept.

'I know na-sink, na-sink!' - Sgt. Schultz's secret is discovered

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'He has Stooge fright.'

'I hate these crossover shows!'

The Last of the Moehicans.

'Oh well - something rose up.'

'Can I see someone about a loan?. . . Okay, I'll see Tonto then.'

Exit laughing

Inspector Morse on the case

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

A comic strip shows a man watching TV when a hat blows in through an open window and lands on his head. When a woman enters the room the man stands up and tips his hat to her before they both sit down and watch TV.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Witness protection programming.

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

"At least it wasn't THRUSH."

"Previously on..."

"The car needs new brakes."

Edward Woodward Joke

The Walking Fred

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

"Sooty says we're nostolgia"

'You just couldn't bring yourself to ask Marshall Dillon for directions, could you'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.