Classic Tv Fan Pillows

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Science fiction for beginners

"Keeps falling into wells? Histrionic personality disorder, if you ask me."

Lassie's career comes to a screeching halt.

'He's been depressed ever since he started watching TV. On the Tom and Jerry cartoons, the cat never wins!

BBC Creative Dept.

'Willlllbur...is that you?' After low ratings, Mr Ed's contract ran out and he was canned.

'I know na-sink, na-sink!' - Sgt. Schultz's secret is discovered

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'He has Stooge fright.'

'I hate these crossover shows!'

David Cassidy

'That was OK but the acting wasn't wooden enough for me.' (Thunderbirds film).

The Last of the Moehicans.

'Oh well - something rose up.'

'Can I see someone about a loan?. . . Okay, I'll see Tonto then.'

Mr Ed at the Abattoirs - '...No wait! I swear I'm really Mr Ed... you remember, 'A horse is a horse a horse of course...'?!'

Lorne Greene

'My Three Sons' on an off-day...

"As the youngest kid in my family, I had a special job. Especially when astronauts landed on the moon."

Exit laughing

Inspector Morse on the case

The Lone Ranger in the jewelry store.

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

"Quick Timmy, get help - Lassie's fallen down a well!"

Nice jacket. Ralph Lauren? Ralph Kramden.

A comic strip shows a man watching TV when a hat blows in through an open window and lands on his head. When a woman enters the room the man stands up and tips his hat to her before they both sit down and watch TV.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Witness protection programming.

Mary Tyler Moore

Bob Crane

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

"At least it wasn't THRUSH."

"Previously on..."

"The car needs new brakes."