Classic Television Fan Pillows

Tony Hancock

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy! Not again!"

'I'm researching old Matlock episodes too.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

The Old Time Television Channel

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Night Life: L.A.

Tsars in their eyes.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

"Previously on..."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

The Moe Howard Installation