Traditional Tv Fan Pillows

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Night Life: L.A.

TV Situations vacant.

Moses' TV guide.

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

'They had to increase security. He's being stalked by a deranged paleontologist.'

Pastor of Muppets

"Previously on..."

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Stainglass Windows '33

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

'Too much TV, maybe. Is there a John Wane marathon going on?'

99 Dalmations - Edited for television.