Traditional Tv Fan Gifts

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Christmas TV...

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Night Life: L.A.

TV Situations vacant.

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Moses' TV guide.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

John Laurie

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

Stainglass Windows '33

Lorne Greene

'They had to increase security. He's being stalked by a deranged paleontologist.'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Pastor of Muppets

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"Previously on..."

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

Liz Hurley

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

'Too much TV, maybe. Is there a John Wane marathon going on?'

99 Dalmations - Edited for television.

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'