Vintage Tv Fan Gifts

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Dad Takes a Knee

'Boom, boom.' How Basil Brush ended up on the trophy wall.

'Why can't we get proper remote control?'

Artist painting TV waves.

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"It says here that, since there generations who never saw them, BBC and ITV are re-showing every programme since 1970."

Christmas TV...

Scott Feed and Grain window has sign: 'We have Alfalfa' and Mac's Video window has sign: 'We have Spanky'.

'There is a fault - do not tamper with your set!'

'Hello, and welcome to Animals do the Funkiest Things.'

Due to the hosepipe ban Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb will not be available.

'It mightn't be HD, but it's Christmassy!'

'Apparently 'Blue Peter's Back!'

Flowerpot man reads newspaper headlines: Welsh version of windows launched.

'No matter how I program it, it always tapes 'Battlestar Galactica.''

Night Life: L.A.

'Repeats! Nothing but repeats! Why don't they repeat the news from 1970, when news was much better?'

Unlike Elvis, Sid didn't have a gun to blow away the TV,

'Milk and two sugars please...'

Medieval TV dinner.

Morecombe and Wise.

John Laurie

"I'd like a really old black n' white TV set, so I can watch all the stuff I used to like as a kid..."

George Cole

'And here is the famous 'Timmy's Well' from an old 1960's TV series.'

Happiness is a warm TV.

"Why did we stop having people fade into obscurity?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Steve McQueen

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Adult Barbershop

David Niven caricature