Vintage News Fan Pillows

'I hope he's all right. That Times is three weeks old.'

Best before 65 million BC.

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Drive in movies.

Jimi Hendrix.

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Adult Barbershop

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Elvis Presley

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Angus McKinnon Young

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

Mick Jagger at 95.

"Drat!"

Tea and Sugar Rationing

A word from Stephen Harper's cat

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

Old Martin Chuzzlewit Suspects the Landlady without Reason

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

'Dauber Micawber'

Mole News: Obituaries

Elvis' autopsy

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'