Vintage News Fan Pillows

'I hope he's all right. That Times is three weeks old.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Drive in movies.

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Adult Barbershop

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

'Dauber Micawber'

"Drat!"

A word from Stephen Harper's cat

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Old Martin Chuzzlewit Suspects the Landlady without Reason

Mick Jagger at 95.

Mole News: Obituaries

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."