Vintage Tech Fan T-Shirts

Books on tape.

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'I had a tablet when I was a kid, too.'

Modern day smoke signals.

'It's your husband, Ma'am -- He was injured in a beeper explosion.'

"It's a retro ring."

Implied sex between a pencil and a cassette tape

"The computer's not about to blow up.I've got email."

"Do I love you? If you were a CD I'd store you near a magnetic stove!"

Drive in movies.

Honey, I think it's now time to buy a colour TV. John McCain for president.

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Pirate with a mobile phone peg leg.

"I was sad because I had no on-board fax until I saw a man who had no mobile phone."

Duck pagers.

'I'm calling you from my grandma's weird phone. She says they used to have leased phones, but I think she meant leashed.'

The mob's first moves into the information age.

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

'I'm sorry, Jason, I couldn't date someone who still gets his music from a boom box.'

"How do you do? So you're the one who sings that little song on your mother's answering machine."

"Twenty-five cents, a phone booth, and—voilà!—thou."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Cord cutter

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'Early Laptops.'

Old Phones Lasagne

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.