Vintage Tech Fan T-Shirts

Books on tape.

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'I had a tablet when I was a kid, too.'

Modern day smoke signals.

'It's your husband, Ma'am -- He was injured in a beeper explosion.'

"It's a retro ring."

Implied sex between a pencil and a cassette tape

"The computer's not about to blow up.I've got email."

"Do I love you? If you were a CD I'd store you near a magnetic stove!"

Drive in movies.

Honey, I think it's now time to buy a colour TV. John McCain for president.

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Pirate with a mobile phone peg leg.

"I was sad because I had no on-board fax until I saw a man who had no mobile phone."

Duck pagers.

'I'm calling you from my grandma's weird phone. She says they used to have leased phones, but I think she meant leashed.'

Youtube train spotter.

"Your pigment is out of toner."

The mob's first moves into the information age.

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

'I'm sorry, Jason, I couldn't date someone who still gets his music from a boom box.'

"How do you do? So you're the one who sings that little song on your mother's answering machine."

"Twenty-five cents, a phone booth, and—voilà!—thou."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Cord cutter

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Old Phones Lasagne

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

'Early Laptops.'