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"I don't think your computer should be older than the antiques you sell."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Cord cutter

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Drive in movies.

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

'Early Laptops.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

He still refuses to upgrade.

Gramaphone Man.

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

You've got snail.

Snail with pc monitor.

'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

"I hope you're not in a hurry. Brother Augustus is our copying machine."

Et entering phonebox with bag full of coins

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

"I think you're using the old remote dear...."

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

"Scratch and sniff ... it smells like mimeograph paper."