Old Tech Fan Gifts

"I don't think your computer should be older than the antiques you sell."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Cord cutter

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Drive in movies.

'Early Laptops.'

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

He still refuses to upgrade.

Gramaphone Man.

Snail with pc monitor.

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

You've got snail.

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

Lars, do have that CD I lent you? It got stuck in the CD player. I think it's a herniated disc.

Et entering phonebox with bag full of coins

"I hope you're not in a hurry. Brother Augustus is our copying machine."

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

"I think you're using the old remote dear...."

Elvis sets his phone to gyrate.

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

"'APP'y Birthday!"

"Nothing yet. Try sending me another text."