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"Drat!"

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Joan Hickson

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I love these old decorations!"

Ladies by the seaside

You had me at vintage.

Grandma's caf

'Man...You age great!'

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

1930's Lady.

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Typewriters and Laptops.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line