Vintage Newspaper Lover T-Shirts

"Poor guy is saddled with total recall. He remembers everything the New York Times has printed in the last 45 years."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Early Piety

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Opening the Barrel

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"