Vintage Newspaper Lover Mugs

"Poor guy is saddled with total recall. He remembers everything the New York Times has printed in the last 45 years."

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Early Piety

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Opening the Barrel

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"