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"Drat!"

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Joan Hickson

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Grandma's caf

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Ladies by the seaside

You had me at vintage.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"How soon will this be a remnant

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Man...You age great!'

"I love these old decorations!"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Antiques

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Typewriters and Laptops.

Historic Bank Jobs.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

1930's Lady.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'