Old-school Video Buff Pillows

'Play it again, Sam.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"California has always been too big for its britches."

Griller highlights never gets old

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

Noir kitty.

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"It's not that we don't think it's funny, it's just- does it fit in with our act?"

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

Pola Negri

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

"A superhero that doesn't wear his underpants on the outside is no superhero at all!"

Robert Mitchum

On the Town.

The limits of power

"Will you be posting this on ewe tube?"

'Here's woofing at you, kid!'

Ronald Reagan