Internet Video Buff Pillows

"Will you be posting this on ewe tube?"

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Griller highlights never gets old

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

'This should guarantee our friends won't go to sleep watching videos of this trip.'

Ewe Tube A Ewe checking out the sheep world's version of You Tube.

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

"There's no way I'll ever be good at something unless there's a series of YouTube videos explaining it."

"I haven't lost any weight, so instead of watching just one, I'm going to watch two exercise videos a day."

Moo Tube.

"Roughly translated, it says: this wall is now available on video and DVD."

Internet replacing postal service

Jeff's performance review worries dissolved when he stumbled upon the YouTube video of his supervisor at Mardi Gras a few years ago.

"My book report is based on the best selling video by the same name."

"VAR ref..!!"

'This thing is airproof, right?'

"I'm getting the views, now I need sponsorship to monetize my popularity."

"You're a bit quick with the replay!"

I saw your band's latest video on Youtube, little buddy. What'd you think? It looked a lot like the climactic scene from "Purple Rain," only with your head instead of Prince's. Deepfakes are a legitimate form of artistic expression. If you want to complain, complain to the A.I. that made it. When the lawyers show up, I'm pretty sure the A.I.'s going to rat you out.

"Being of sound mind, you must know that I'm leaving you absolutely nothing."

'I'm looking for the Betamax department?'

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

"How long have you been watching a dog chasing his tail?"

Next advert in 2 seconds...

iBores: 'Quick, someone's stealing your car!'

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

"I started with the university of life but finally opted for the university of youtube."