Internet Buff Pillows

"Your profile online said nothing about being bald."

Internet replacing postal service

'Polygamy's actually not so great. Wife a, b, c, d, e, f, g, and h were hopeless...'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Meet the author"

Television Readers.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Likes: $2.

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Cat Burglar

"Did you get my tweet?"

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

Graduates on their phones

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Doggone

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Rocket and Witch Race

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Ice shelfie.

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'