Internet Buff Pillows

"Your profile online said nothing about being bald."

Internet replacing postal service

'Polygamy's actually not so great. Wife a, b, c, d, e, f, g, and h were hopeless...'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Moses' Tablet

Likes: $2.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Doggone

Cat Burglar

"Did you get my tweet?"

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Man doing a search on a computer

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Ice shelfie.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Rocket and Witch Race