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"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

Leslie Caron.

Comedy Cafe

'Play it again, Sam.'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

How witness protection really works...

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Fred Astaire

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

Marilyn Ghost

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

Tin Man Visits New York

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"California has always been too big for its britches."

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

Phantom of Casablanca

Tokyo City Limits

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

A potato's favourite video

Anna Magnani

Brighton Rocky

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"It's not that we don't think it's funny, it's just- does it fit in with our act?"

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

'I just invented the darn thing yesterday, and this morning, Watson calls in sick!'

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

"A superhero that doesn't wear his underpants on the outside is no superhero at all!"

Robert Mitchum

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

On the Town.