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"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

Comedy Cafe

'Play it again, Sam.'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

How witness protection really works...

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

"California has always been too big for its britches."

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

Marilyn Ghost

Tin Man Visits New York

Tokyo City Limits

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

A potato's favourite video

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"It's not that we don't think it's funny, it's just- does it fit in with our act?"

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

On the Town.

Robert Mitchum

"A superhero that doesn't wear his underpants on the outside is no superhero at all!"

'I just invented the darn thing yesterday, and this morning, Watson calls in sick!'