Video Technology Buff Gifts

"VAR ref..!!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Graduates on their phones

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Ice shelfie.

Rocket and Witch Race

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Typewriters and Laptops.

Moon: Made in China

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

Twitter that!

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'