Video Buffs Gifts

"Before you say anything, please watch this video that explains why teenagers need extra sleep."

"Roughly translated, it says: this wall is now available on video and DVD."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

Director/Action Man toy.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Silence of the Chickens...

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"The Eggsorcist"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Housekeeping?!"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"