Tech-savvy Cinephile Gifts

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"Hey Zilla - where's the closest monster near me?"

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'There's nothing on.'

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"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

Emoticons and human relationships.

James Cameron

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

Cafe. It didn't go well? That date was selected for you by a sophisticated statistical algorithm. Lots of math, but no chemistry.

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

'It didn't work out. We got along great, but our phones were incompatible.'

Augmented reality check

"Here's looking at me, kid."

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."