Tech-savvy Filmmakers Gifts

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

Virtual Lap Dancing

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

"Here's looking at me, kid."

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

"Drawing with computers is easy..."

Requiem

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

Humpty Dumpty sat on a paywall.

"Oh, no! He just tweeted that he's downloaded a Huff and Puff app."

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

"These days even perfomance art is digital"

"I've just been alerted that someone's broken into our house."

Chicken Little Update: "Drones are dropping packages!"

"Where do you get your ideas from?"

'I need a new motto. One with 140 characters.'

'Frankly, huffing & puffing is obsolete technology now.'

"It's all in emojis, but I think Lassie is trying to tell us something."

'My password is 'again'. Whenever I forget my password, the computer message says 'Try again'.'

'I know you're watching the budget, but this isn't really doing justice to the battle of Waterloo.'

Rudolph accepts Santa's request via texting

Texting Trapeze Artist