Tech-savvy Storytellers Gifts

'Frankly, huffing & puffing is obsolete technology now.'

Chicken Little Update: "Drones are dropping packages!"

"I've just been alerted that someone's broken into our house."

"Oh, no! He just tweeted that he's downloaded a Huff and Puff app."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Pastries and Candy

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Jorge Luis Borges

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'