Tech-savvy Folk Tale Lovers Gifts

These days in Hamelin the piper casts a very lonely shadow. . . improvements in sanitation have mostly controlled the rats, while social media has total control over the children!!

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

William Tell in his younger years.

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

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"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

Little Dutch Boy in an Hourglass

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.

'I don't know Robin. My life is good, I eat well, I sleep at night, but I keep asking myself - am I really merry?'

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

'My former employer gave me a plus score in being merry.'

'Right, my lad - get down from there before you fall and break something!'

'Are we there yet?'

"This could only be the work of...mal de ojo!"

Chicken Little Update: "Drones are dropping packages!"

"I've just been alerted that someone's broken into our house."

"Oh, no! He just tweeted that he's downloaded a Huff and Puff app."

Rabbit.

"Rumpelstiltskin is too long for a password!"

Aqueduct Leak

'I won! I won!'

'What's that evil smell?'

'Frankly, huffing & puffing is obsolete technology now.'

'And then I saidI don't believe in witch doctors your ridiculous curse!'

"Say what you will about Lady Godiva, she certainly energizes the base."