Tech-savvy Folk Tale Lovers Mugs

These days in Hamelin the piper casts a very lonely shadow. . . improvements in sanitation have mostly controlled the rats, while social media has total control over the children!!

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

If Disney was a software company

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

William Tell in his younger years.

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

Little Dutch Boy in an Hourglass

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

"Whoa! What are the chances?"

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.

'I don't know Robin. My life is good, I eat well, I sleep at night, but I keep asking myself - am I really merry?'

'Right, my lad - get down from there before you fall and break something!'

'My former employer gave me a plus score in being merry.'

'Nice try, Chicken Little. We're not falling for that one again.'

"Oh, no! He just tweeted that he's downloaded a Huff and Puff app."

The peasants helped Robin Hood escape to Sherwood Forest. Charge them with arboring a fugitive! Sheriff of Nottingham.

"This could only be the work of...mal de ojo!"

"I've just been alerted that someone's broken into our house."

Chicken Little Update: "Drones are dropping packages!"

'Are we there yet?'

'It was easy being a tooth fairy until kids discovered they could get more for it on eBay.'

"Rumpelstiltskin is too long for a password!"

Rabbit.

'Frankly, huffing & puffing is obsolete technology now.'

'And then I saidI don't believe in witch doctors your ridiculous curse!'

Aqueduct Leak

Rip van Winkle's snooze alarm was set for 20 year intervals. He bought the clock at a discount store selling majorly damaged goods.

"Say what you will about Lady Godiva, she certainly energizes the base."