Tech-savvy Fairytale Lover Mugs

"Open Sesame."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Klimt Kiss Phones

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

If Disney was a software company

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"Well, I assume the three bears went in the woods like all bears do. May I continue?"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

Folk o' the Wee

"The third little pig built a super strong brick house so The Big Bad Wolf couldn't break in and violate the rules of social distancing."

'Young Love'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Hey! No Tongues!'

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Fairy godmother arrives

Spell Check

"Fashion over function!"

Here "Lies" Pinocchio

I mean, do I set the oven at 400'? 450'? How long do I keep them in? Do I turn them halfway through cooking? Oh, if only children came with instructions.

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"When shall we three meet again...?"

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."