Tech-savvy Fairytale Lover Pillows

"Open Sesame."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Klimt Kiss Phones

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Hey! No Tongues!'

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

'Young Love'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"The third little pig built a super strong brick house so The Big Bad Wolf couldn't break in and violate the rules of social distancing."

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Fairy godmother arrives

Folk o' the Wee

Spell Check

"Fashion over function!"

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"When shall we three meet again...?"

'I'm telling you, that was Harris and he was carrying a goose.'

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."