Tech-savvy Fairy Lover Pillows

"Mobile phones and cappuchinos have destroyed fairyland forever."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Klimt Kiss Phones

If Disney was a software company

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Young Love'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

Spell Check

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

"When shall we three meet again...?"

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Emoticons and human relationships.

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

Witches and Their Drones

"Would you agree to change our Facebook status to married?"

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

"She works best in hex mode."

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"